COMMIE GIRL: WELCOME TO SARAH PALIN’S OEUVRE OF THE GROTESQUE
By Rebecca Schoenkopf
Not even three months ago, in the final days before the 2010 midterm election, Lauren Valle was protesting at a Rand Paul rally, when Paul supporters wrestled her to the ground and one—to the horror of his comrades, who quickly stopped him—stomped on her head.
It was awful, heart-stopping, the first time I saw it. But the worst was in the following days, when Internet commenters came out from under their rocks to explain why Valle had it coming. She was from MoveOn. She was a provocateuress. He “placed his foot on her,” they claimed in wild insincerity; he didn’t stomp her head at all!
Lauren Valle and the stomper, Tim Profitt, were forgotten pretty quickly in our insane news cycle, where there always must be more and new. There was such a lot of insanity in the midterms, and before that in the health care debate. Tea Partyers went to Town Hall meetings with simple instructions: to Shut. Them. Down.
Rep. Bart Stupak got death threats, and lots of them. (You can listen if you want; boy, they’re a treat!) Rep. Tom Perriello’s brother’s gas line was cut, after a Tea Party blogger posted his address, mistakenly thinking it was Perriello’s own. And Gabrielle Giffords, of course, had the door of her office shattered, at which point she—moderate-to-conservative, Blue Dog Democrat representing a Republican-tilting district—pointed out that there was a lot of really unacceptable violent rhetoric going on, and it was spurring actual violence. She said this mildly; she demurely acknowledged neither side is perfect; she is a respectable sort. But she meant it, every word.
You know who hasn’t mentioned the existence of Giffords’ interview on the subject, one in which she actually called out Sarah Palin in particular? A single person on the Right. Not one. Instead, they’re having vapors that the dastardly, disingenuous left is “politicizing” the matter … by acknowledging it exists. Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik should resign, they say, for having broached his thoughts on the dangers the Republic has been facing. They think he’s making the whole thing up, as if Giffords’ own prophetic words weren’t an eerie harbinger. And as always, they themselves are the victims. “To say, as Dupnik did, that comments made on the airwaves essentially motivated this person to commit this crime is exactly what he blamed talk radio of doing, inciting through pure rhetoric,” talk show host Jon Justice told the LA Times, before calling for … you guessed it! The sheriff’s resignation.
The hang-’em-high crowd—or “shoot first, ask questions later”—all of a sudden wants ironclad proof that the clearly deranged Jared Loughner listened to a specific shock jock (like Joyce Kaufman in Florida, who said “if ballots don’t work, bullets will”—and who was then hired as chief of staff to incoming Rep. Allen West1,) or read a specific Tea Party memo telling him to kill. The Right has decided that without a paper trail, the absence of evidence is evidence of absence. This, appropriately, is called “arguing from ignorance.” It’s also an incredible straw man: nobody’s saying Sarah Palin reached into Loughner’s brain and caused this, as if she were Angela Lansbury and crazy old Loughner were the Manchurian Candidate. They’re saying that if she had any shame, she ought to be feeling some right about now, and she should really rethink her whole Oeuvre of the Grotesque. Another stupid straw man I’ve heard everywhere from Slate to Tim Pawlenty’s mealy mouth: that saying people should tone it down is an offense to the First Amendment. Jack Shafer in particular is carrying his contrarian shtick to a Palinesque level of illogical extreme.
Meanwhile, they’re sniffing about how uncivil it is for people to point out that calls for armed revolution are … uncivil. And they’ve got an unlikely ally this week in Jon Stewart, who’s been a rambling wreck as he’s tried to say how both sides have been to blame, and as he’s tried so reasonably to maintain that no one is to blame. Really, Stewart’s been a mess. I blame the time he told Tucker Carlson that the shouting on Crossfire was “hurting America.” He’s bought into the idea that since the left hates George W. Bush (and man, we really do!), and since we called him illegitimate (because Jesus, he really was … both times), that we are equally to blame for the rending of the American soul. But even though we really hate George W. Bush, and believe he was illegitimate, not a single person on the left, not one, advocated anything other than beating him at the ballot box … or, in the worst case scenario, moving to the South of France. Jon Stewart, I promise: it’s not the same thing as …
- Leading a mob on election night when you lose and encouraging your supporters as they shout “JEW!”
- Encouraging your followers to smash Democratic windows around the country, in your own cute li’l Krystallnacht.
- Saying a “violent uprising” is “on the table,” specifically, when asked, if you yourself don’t win your race.
Do you know what Keith Olbermann did after the shooting? He searched his soul, and found that he too had been responsible for dehumanizing his opponents, and he vowed to stop it. Do you know what everyone on the Right did after the shooting? They promised never to give in to the left’s “politicization,” and then hurried on to their favorite argument: that if more people had had guns at the event, the shooter would have been stopped. Here, if that’s your bag, is an interview with an armed citizen who came on the scene very quickly—and, thinking he was the shooter, almost shot the man who had wrestled the gun away from Jared Loughner. So, you know, there’s that too.
My son has a great U.S. history teacher. From the reading list he’s assigned, he’s pretty clearly a radical. The kids are studying the American Indian Movement, and the differences between King and Malcolm X. And as Jimmy was writing one paper or another and I was giving it an edit, I tried to explain why I’m a King fan, and not one of Malcolm: that I don’t believe in armed revolution, even when your circumstances are terrible. And I worried as I explained it that I would sound like a milquetoast Stewartesque centrist, a peacenik naif, because if blacks in the ’60s didn’t have grievances that called for revolt, who did? I know Malcolm gets the love these days, but the call for “any means necessary” meant that those on the other side could call for “any means necessary” as well. And for a while now, they have, and this is what it looks like.
Whether or not the specific shooter in this specific case had a political beef or a schizophrenic one (he seems pretty clearly to be on the schizophrenic side, at which point Slate—Shafer again—gives him the credit of “pure evil” and of being sane enough to gauge the frightening quality of his own smile), the after-effects are the same. This is what armed revolution looks like. This is what a Second Amendment remedy looks like. And if you think it’s cute to say you’re locked and loaded, if you think your weapons fetish makes you a sexy centerfold for real Americans, and that it’s a blood libel to point out what those images actually look like—then really, just: Fuck you.
Blood libel.
Jesus Christ.
READ REBECCA SCHOENKOPF, JIM WASHBURN AND MUCH MORE AT FOURSTORY.ORG
















16 Comments
I like this essay because it’s form and fit the typical left-wing rant. Typically they skip around through many different and complicated issues a second, and it usually winds up with “fuck you.”
I’m pretty much a “milquetoast centrist,” and I agreed with Stewart. Both roadshows are a bit of a mess.
For the kids reading, it’s like this:
Republicans, at their worst, tend to be assholes. Democrats, at their worst, tend to be crazy.
Patton was a Republican. Blanche DuBois was a hardcore democrat. However, if you put a specific problem related to humanity right in front of a conservatives’s face, they’ll tend to act more like a liberal. If you do the same thing with a Democrat, they’ll tend to act more conservative–but lie about it. Even to themselves.
So, kids. Pick your poison: Assholes or Crazy.
I tend to err on the conservative side, because I believe in sticking with the devil you know. With liberals, you never know what the hell you’re getting until they’re under pressure. And most times, it’s NOT pretty. Their only consistency. Put a conservative under pressure, they tend to step back and try to objectify the problem. That I understand, although it’s not always the right way to go about solving a problem. Liberals jump into the middle of it. They don’t think ahead of the consequences. They just want to “make it right,” at almost any cost (often costing you).
I like the polarity of libs and conservatives. Both have great qualities, and both have made positive marks on the outcome of this country so far. I am particularly appreciative of republicans taking to arms, and defeating the democrats in our nations Civil War. I wish I could have followed Sherman around the South as he delivered widescale behavior modification–before we had Prozac. There must have been a certain spiritual satisfaction in the burning of Atlanta, which was the most economical way to teach dems that human beings are not to be used as a coin of exchange in this country. Old habits die hard, and sometimes a punch in the face, or some buckshot in the ass, is the quickest way for some people to “see the light.” That’s also why I enjoy the tea-party folks. Since most of them, I understand, are middle-aged, college-educated, and have a stake in this country besides easy rhetoric, their participation in the real democracy allowed in this country makes me feel like America is still somewhat functional. Even Penn Gillette, tho he’s stated he doesn’t agree with the tea partiers, has said he admires the fact that they are out there making their point of view known.
Finally, regarding the video of the goofy girl talking smack at a very concentrated event… I usually hate those vids, because you don’t get to see what happened the moment before. However, if it went as depicted, that man was WAY out of line, despite the fact that the girl was there to be a douche. Carrying her off of private property after a few warnings is fine. The foot to the head thing is insane, and the man should be prosecuted. I’m not even wholly against roughing someone up a bit who’s clearly there to stop a reasonable assembly, but I’m really against roughing up a girl who, when she’s not protesting tea partiers, is likely dressed up like Captain Janeway at a Star Trek convention.
Teaparty people! Don’t rough up the nerds!!!! That’s how the SS got started! Leave the Spocks ALONE!
Very well written, Rebecca. Thank you for the entertaining presentation.
I would argue that what Loughner did is most defintely *not* “what a 2nd Amendment remedy looks like.” What Loughner did was to commit a cowardly and despicable act. The 2nd Amendment in no way either encourages or sanctions criminal behavior of any sort.
Our nation was founded under a federal constitution that was intended to serve as the People’s defense against tyranny. The 2nd Amendment is intended to be no less a part of that defense than is the 1st Amendment or any of the others.
What Loughner did, indeed what any violent criminal does, was unconscionable and inexcusable and cowardly. Those who have since leapt to making the discussion of what he did one that focuses upon politics -of any persuasion- accomplish little more than the cheapening of the memory of Loughner’s victims.
I think we can, and should, be better than that.
“then really, just: Fuck you.”
guess the two chuckleheads above missed that.
i heartily concur.
http://www.slate.com/id/2280711/?wpisrc=obinsite
Howard, you’re a liberal, so of course that’s your form of logic: that of a passionate 14 year old girl.
The funniest part of all this is the dwindling membership of the hardcore liberal club will only drain further with the bizarre cat-lady logic of trying to tie a schizophrenic, who reportedly never watched the news, and hated George W. with a passion, to a tragic event for short-sighted political gain.
Thanks for stopping by, howard.
howardx: Thanks very much for, once again, helping to confirm my own summary: “We can, and should, be better than that.”
Resorting to name calling and epithets serves no constructive purpose and really only helps to confirm your apparent utter contempt for any sort of intellectual discourse or discussion. Your comments resemble nothing so much as a little child running about kicking the ankles of adults in the room, simply because he can and because no one ever taught him any better. Perhaps this approach to discussion is entertaining to some here and perhaps even endorsed and shared by some others.
However, if you ever hope to be taken seriously, sir, I encourage you to give up your intellectually juvenile antics and try to offer something that contributes in a positive and constructive manner to the dialog.
Eight days ago, on a different story here, I directly challenged you in the following manner: “Concerning smoke, if anything I’ve said here is inaccurate or fallacious, do feel free to offer some specific corrections otherwise all you are doing is whining.” Eight days and counting and you have, as yet, failed to offer any specific corrections as I requested. It seems you had -and have- none. All you were doing then, as now, was running about the room and kicking adult ankles.
This is unfortunate, because I think you might have a lot to offer if you would simply set aside your silliness and try to engage with fellow adults in the arena of ideas in a more courteous, respectful, and intellectally honest manner.
DWR: Thanks for the link to the Slate article. Weisberg makes a valid point that all people, good citizens and sociopaths alike, are influenced in their thinking by any number of external factors. However, I would argue that we all must ultimately decide to what *degree* those factors influence our thinking and, then, how we juxtapose our thinking with our actions.
Like so many others who have made this discussion one of politics and, especially, one of political attacks upon conservatives, Weisberg entirely ignores the fact that correlation is not causation. While there certainly exists inflammatory rhetoric from both ends of the political spectrum, such rhetoric is in no way responsible for causing violent or other criminal action against anyone. Just as there exists inflammatory rhetoric -from all sides- in politics, there also exists a considerable amount of dispassionate, intellectual and well-reasoned discourse.
So what is it that causes some to allow the former to more greatly influence their own thinking and, in extreme cases like this one, to influence their actions? I think it has to do with a person’s emotional and psychological state.
I think it is safe to say that Loughner is experiencing any number of emotional and psychological challenges. Challenges that prevented him from better controlling his own behavior and facilitated his ability to commit these cowardly and vicious attacks.
Political rhetoric, from all sides, could and, I think, should be more civil and less inflammatory. However, political speech is constitutionally protected and for very good reason.
I think it can’t be pointed out enough that these performing monkeys such as Olberman, Maddow, Back, O’Reily would be the first to admit that they are entertainers. There are some people who are hilarious at the dinner table, and leave it there. Others become standup comedians, doing essentially the same thing: talking crap off the top of their heads-except they do it for pay and social status amongst the idiots foolish enough to take them seriously. And there are a lot of fools. People with never an original thought in their heads, so they mimic the attitude and thoughts of of their commentary deities, often disrupting otherwise pleasant Thanksgivings.
Incidentally, James Franklin’s newspaper in Boston carried the exact same level of libelous lambaste back before this country was ratified. There’s nothing new under the sun, particularly nothing new about Olberman or Glen Beck.
In conclusion, let us bow our heads for a moment of remembrance for John F. Kennedy, shot down by a cowardly communist sympathizer, and Abraham Lincoln, shot down by a democrat of the lowest variety: a well known actor.
Mr Greet: I would add that it’s inevitable the discussion would become politicized simply because the violent attack was against a prominent political figure.
Weisberg’s commentary can easily be construed as an indictment of Tea Party extremism, but I read his remarks as an analysis of how the prevailing political climate at that particular time and place helped influence and guide the actions of one young person’s impressionable, unstable mind.
If Liberalism was the prevailing political wind of the day, Weisberg would’ve proffered a likewise analysis of how some basic liberal tenets strongly impacted and guided a severely weakened, disturbed mind like that of Jared Loughner.
In Tombstone, Ariz., gun laws were tougher in the 1880s:
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-tombstone-20110123,0,7161951.story
DWR: In Tombstone in the 1880′s, most people didn’t have flush toilets and got around primarily on horseback. Would you have us revert to those aspects of the late 19th century as well? Let’s try to focus our attention on the here and now.
Focusing upon restrictive gun laws, rather than upon the criminal who uses a gun to commit a crime, is quite simply counter-productive. The only way to completely deprive the lawless of access to firearms is to also deprive the law-abiding of that same access. Since there is just no way to eliminate personal firearms from existence altogether, passing ever more restrictive gun laws only serves to limit access to the law-abiding, since the lawless really don’t concern themselves with complying with the law.
According to most studies, many hundreds of thousands of people throughout the US lawfully use guns to protect and defend themselves and others every single year. Strangely we just don’t seem to hear about those incidents of *lawful* firearms use as much. The reason for this seems simple…such stories just do not comport with the average liberal’s idea that all guns are bad and all who use guns, even in a lawful manner, and even to protect his own life or that of another, are also bad.
“There are approximately two million defensive gun uses (DGU’s) per year by law abiding citizens. That was one of the findings in a national survey conducted by Gary Kleck, a Florida State University criminologist in 1993. Prior to Dr. Kleck’s survey, thirteen other surveys indicated a range of between 800,000 to 2.5 million DGU’s annually. However these surveys each had their flaws which prompted Dr. Kleck to conduct his own study specifically tailored to estimate the number of DGU’s annually.”
http://www.guncite.com/gun_control_gcdguse.html
Mr Greet: I’m not advocating for stricter gun laws. I only thought what was reported in the Times about Tombstone’s gun laws was an amusing, entertaining piece of historical irony.
I don’t own a gun but I’m not anti-gun. If I had legitimate need for a handgun, I’d buy one and enter training in its safe, proper handling. But I’d have no need to flaunt my weapon as an ego-boosting tool like the open carry advocates.
So, I also happen to agree with Rebecca’s remarks about seemingly overzealous gun owners (gun nuts): “if you think it’s cute to say you’re locked and loaded, if you think your weapons fetish makes you a sexy centerfold for real Americans…”, for example.
DWR: Fair enough. I agree that some of those who “flaunt” their weapons are foolish to do so. But if people weren’t allowed to be foolish from time to time, most of us would never be able to leave our homes each day.
I do not believe, however, that all of those who choose to avail themselves of their right to carry openly are necessarily “flaunting their weapons as an ego boosting tool.” Are those who choose to exersice their right of free political or religious speech, “flaunting” their right to do so? Do those who avail themselves of their right to confront their accusers in a criminal trial “flaunting” that right as well?
The 2nd amendment is no less a right than any of the others listed in our Bill of Rights, yet it seems only those who choose to exercise *that* right are considered to be “flaunting” it. Interesting.
Many who choose to carry openly are sometimes doing so only to make a very clear public political statement that we do, indeed, have every right to keep *and* bear arms if we so choose. In this context I suppose they could be said to be “flaunting” but if so, I, for one, applaud it.
Should everyone who *wants* to own a firearm be able to do so? Nope. Only those adults who can demonstrate the level of maturity, intelligence, wisdom necessary to do so responsibly and in a lawful manner, should be able to. Most “gun advocates” would strongly agree with this. Thus even the staunchest gun advocates are not averse to reasonable and appropriate firearm regulations, they simply -and often- disagree with lawmakers on how “reasonable and appropriate” is to be defined.
Rebecca aptly describes a very minute and extremely unfortunate segment of the total population of gun owners and even then she paints them in as negative a light as possible. It is entirely her right to do so. But in her dismissive description she completely overlooks a huge number of current and former military and law enforcement personnel for whom the phrase “locked and loaded” carries a very significant meaning and a very important reminder. For this segment of our society, being “locked and loaded” is a very appropriate and, indeed, necessary condition in which to carry one’s firearm.
Rebecca also overlooks the vast majority of our *entirely law abiding population* for whom owning and using firearms in a responsible manner is not, to any degree, a “fetish.”
Glib generalizations are very easy to resort to concerning gun ownership and to direct at those who choose to avail themselves of that right. I simply suggest that doing so really serves no constructive purpose.
Fair enough, Mr. Greet. Allow me though to clarify my comment to show how it’s not me intention to generalize gun owners.
“I’d have no need to flaunt my weapon as an ego-boosting tool like SOME open-carry advocates”.
One other thing, Mr. Greet. When I describe the open-carry movement as “silly”, yes, I’m proudly “flaunting” my constitutional right to free speech.
DWR: I don’t think you are flaunting anything. I think you are simply exercising just one of your Constitutionally enumerated rights, just like anyone who owns, carries or uses a firearm in a manner that is authorized by law.