ALL WRONGY!! P-T COMMENTERS REVEAL THEIR OWN SAD SCALE
By Dave Wielenga
THE HEADLINE: Downey twins win by losing a combined 273 pounds
THE STORY: After losing a combined 273 pounds in 20 months, identical 29-year-old twin sisters Tiffany Marie Elizalde (153-pound loss) and Tina Marie Konegni (120-pound loss) of Downey were named among 100 first-place winners nationwide in Weight Watchers 2010 “Role Models of the Year” contest.
P-T COMMENTERS RESPOND:
You will now be allowed to give me a soapy massage ladies. / WOW
I’d do them……….now. / WHITTIER FINEST
Heck, I would do them before! / ILIO
6 Comments
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with fat women having sex. Fuck you, Dave. I’ve seen your picture. You’re no prize.
Part of my point in including these comments in “All Wrongy!!” — a feature dedicated to exposing commenters who completely miss the point of a story — is that two of the three commenters would not have had sex with these women when they were fat. But the main point is that a story about two women who responded to a health crisis—high blood pressure, etc—by losing weight was being reduced to the question of their sexual desirability. To me, that is All Wrongy!!
Aww, don’t bag on Dave. He is actually kind of cute for an old guy.
hey dave! have any of these knuckledraggers threatened to sue you yet for posting their comments?
Since the odds are extremely high that Dave has never had much choice in the matter of whom or what he has had, or especially will have, sex with, his moral judgement on this matter is without weight.
Dave, when you have to explain what you wrote, it could be a clue that the quality of writing and editing in this paper may have not improved much from the writing and editing that has brought the District Weekly to where it is today. Maybe they have writing classes at Long Beach City College, from which you could benefit, before it’s too late… again.
Don’t procrastinate. You need a reason to be awake on a regular basis.