Saturday, August 30, 2014 7:14pm

Flugtag

VECTOR CONTROL: SIX-INCH SUBS, LONG TACO LINES AND CHEWY CONDOM SOUP


How the condom actually ended up in the French onion soup isn’t clear, although speculation is that the soup was troubled and desperately seeking love. Claim Jumper is expected to leave the agreed-to dollar amount on the plaintiff's bedside table, along with a faint promise to “call you soon.”

TURD IN THE PUNCHBOWL: WHO PAID CITY EXPENSES FOR FLUGTAG EVENT?


What happens when a major corporate entity stages a promotional event that’s free and fun along the LB shoreline on a warm summer day? About 100,000 people show up. That’s fine with us, as long as City Hall requires the corporate outfit staging the promotional event to pay its way. More than a few people […]