Friday, April 25, 2014 12:33am

Frank Rizzo

VECTOR CONTROL: SIX-INCH SUBS, LONG TACO LINES AND CHEWY CONDOM SOUP


How the condom actually ended up in the French onion soup isn’t clear, although speculation is that the soup was troubled and desperately seeking love. Claim Jumper is expected to leave the agreed-to dollar amount on the plaintiff's bedside table, along with a faint promise to “call you soon.”